Customer Acquisition for Cannabis
We run the ads you're banned from running. AI handles every response. iMessage and SMS — every message delivered, every customer yours.
Done-for-you customer acquisition and retention.
See PlansThe Problem
Until now.
You pay $2,500–$10,000/month plus 15-25% rev share. They own every lead, every conversation, every data point. When you leave, they keep everything.
You're rentingMeta banned you. Google banned you. The largest advertising platforms in the world are closed. Your competitors with normal businesses grow while you can't.
Locked outSMS carriers block cannabis content. 30-50% of your messages never arrive. You're paying to send messages into the void.
50% blockedYou bought software. You logged in twice. Now it sits there. You're an operator, not a marketer. You need customers, not dashboards.
UnusedHow It Works
A done-for-you customer acquisition engine that compounds.
Meta ads with your best offer, geo-fenced to your area. We run them from our infrastructure because you're banned from running your own.
They see the ad, text in, and AIMEE responds instantly with your offer. iMessage or SMS — whatever their phone supports.
Trained on your menu, your deals, your hours. Answers questions, delivers offers, builds the relationship 24/7.
AIMEE asks how their experience was. Happy customers get a Google review request. Unhappy ones get flagged and filtered.
Check-ins keep them engaged. New drops and deals introduced through natural conversation, not blasts.
Every contact is yours forever. The number becomes part of your business. The list compounds month over month.
What's Included
You've been banned from Facebook and Instagram advertising. We run ads on your behalf through proprietary infrastructure. We build the creative around your best offer and your brand.
iMessage for iPhone. SMS for everyone else. No carrier blocking. No filtered keywords. Say cannabis, say 20% off, say whatever you want. It arrives.
Trained on your menu, your hours, your brand. Responds instantly. Checks in monthly. Asks about their experience. Forwards calls to your staff when someone's ready.
AIMEE checks in after every visit. Good experience? She asks for a Google review. Bad experience? She flags it and stops outreach.
Your Google rating climbs month over month. Happy customers get a gentle nudge. Unhappy ones get filtered before they ever reach a review page.
Not blasts. Not coupons. A personal check-in that opens the door to your latest deals naturally.
Every lead. Every conversation. Every purchase. Searchable. Exportable. Yours forever. Not trapped in someone else's platform.
Not a shared line. Your dedicated iMessage and SMS number. Put it on your website, your Google listing, your business cards. It becomes your identity.
The Difference
Directories are landlords. BLOOM is equity.
Pricing
Customers you own forever.
Why This Matters
Your dedicated number. On your website. Your Google listing. Your receipts. Your business cards. Your menus. iMessage and SMS — one number. It becomes your identity.
Every lead. Every conversation. Every insight. Exportable. Searchable. Yours forever. Never trapped in someone else's system.
When you leave a directory, they keep your customers. When you leave BLOOM, you take everything with you. That's the difference.
Stop renting your customer relationships. Start building equity in your business.
Make It Bloom