Customer Acquisition for Cannabis

BLOOM

We run the ads you're banned from running. AI handles every response. iMessage and SMS — every message delivered, every customer yours.

Done-for-you customer acquisition and retention.

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The Problem

You're paying to rent customers
you'll never own.

Until now.

Listing sites own your customers

You pay $2,500–$10,000/month plus 15-25% rev share. They own every lead, every conversation, every data point. When you leave, they keep everything.

You're renting

You're banned from advertising

Meta banned you. Google banned you. The largest advertising platforms in the world are closed. Your competitors with normal businesses grow while you can't.

Locked out

Your texts don't deliver

SMS carriers block cannabis content. 30-50% of your messages never arrive. You're paying to send messages into the void.

50% blocked

Tools require work you don't have time to do

You bought software. You logged in twice. Now it sits there. You're an operator, not a marketer. You need customers, not dashboards.

Unused

How It Works

We run the ads. AI runs the follow-up.

A done-for-you customer acquisition engine that compounds.

1

We Build Your Ads

Meta ads with your best offer, geo-fenced to your area. We run them from our infrastructure because you're banned from running your own.

2

Customers Text Your Number

They see the ad, text in, and AIMEE responds instantly with your offer. iMessage or SMS — whatever their phone supports.

3

AI Handles the Conversation

Trained on your menu, your deals, your hours. Answers questions, delivers offers, builds the relationship 24/7.

4

Post-Visit Follow-Up

AIMEE asks how their experience was. Happy customers get a Google review request. Unhappy ones get flagged and filtered.

5

Monthly Nurture

Check-ins keep them engaged. New drops and deals introduced through natural conversation, not blasts.

6

Your List Grows Every Day

Every contact is yours forever. The number becomes part of your business. The list compounds month over month.

What's Included

Everything. Done for you.

Meta Ads You Couldn't Run

You've been banned from Facebook and Instagram advertising. We run ads on your behalf through proprietary infrastructure. We build the creative around your best offer and your brand.

iMessage + SMS That Actually Deliver

iMessage for iPhone. SMS for everyone else. No carrier blocking. No filtered keywords. Say cannabis, say 20% off, say whatever you want. It arrives.

AI That Never Sleeps

Trained on your menu, your hours, your brand. Responds instantly. Checks in monthly. Asks about their experience. Forwards calls to your staff when someone's ready.

Post-Visit Follow-Ups

AIMEE checks in after every visit. Good experience? She asks for a Google review. Bad experience? She flags it and stops outreach.

Google Reviews on Autopilot

Your Google rating climbs month over month. Happy customers get a gentle nudge. Unhappy ones get filtered before they ever reach a review page.

Monthly Check-Ins

Not blasts. Not coupons. A personal check-in that opens the door to your latest deals naturally.

Full CRM Access

Every lead. Every conversation. Every purchase. Searchable. Exportable. Yours forever. Not trapped in someone else's platform.

Your Dedicated Number

Not a shared line. Your dedicated iMessage and SMS number. Put it on your website, your Google listing, your business cards. It becomes your identity.

The Difference

Stop renting. Start owning.

Directories are landlords. BLOOM is equity.

Listing Sites
BLOOM
Cost
$2,500–$10,000/mo
$375–$625/week
Revenue share
15-25%
None
Own the customer
No — they own it
Yes — yours forever
Own the phone number
No
Yes
Own the data
No — they keep it
Yes — export anytime
When you leave
Lose everything
Take everything
Google reviews
No help
Automated

Pricing

Two plans. One outcome.

Customers you own forever.

Starter
For dispensaries ready to grow
$375 /week
  • Meta ads included — managed for you
  • Dedicated number (iMessage + SMS)
  • AI trained on your dispensary
  • Post-visit follow-ups + Google reviews
  • Monthly check-ins + full CRM
  • 30-minute onboarding

Why This Matters

By month 3, that number is everywhere.
It's not our number anymore. It's yours.

Own Your Number

Your dedicated number. On your website. Your Google listing. Your receipts. Your business cards. Your menus. iMessage and SMS — one number. It becomes your identity.

Own Your Data

Every lead. Every conversation. Every insight. Exportable. Searchable. Yours forever. Never trapped in someone else's system.

Own Your Customers

When you leave a directory, they keep your customers. When you leave BLOOM, you take everything with you. That's the difference.

Customers you own.
A number that's yours.
Data you keep forever.

Stop renting your customer relationships. Start building equity in your business.

Make It Bloom