Customer Acquisition for Cannabis
Local reach through Meta ads. Instant response through AI-powered iMessage. Every customer you build is yours to keep.
Done-for-you customer acquisition and retention.
See PlansThe Problem
Until now.
You pay $2,500–$10,000/month plus 15-25% rev share. They own every lead, every conversation, every data point. When you leave, they keep everything.
You're rentingMeta banned you. Google banned you. The largest advertising platforms in the world are closed. Your competitors with normal businesses grow while you can't.
Locked outSMS carriers block cannabis content. 30-50% of your messages never arrive. You're paying to send messages into the void.
50% blockedYou bought software. You logged in twice. Now it sits there. You're an operator, not a marketer. You need customers, not dashboards.
UnusedHow It Works
Done-for-you customer acquisition in three steps.
Pick your plan. We handle the rest.
Answer a few questions about your dispensary. We train your AI and build your ads.
We run Meta ads. Leads text your number. AI responds instantly, 24/7.
What's Included
You've been banned from Facebook and Instagram advertising. We run ads on your behalf through proprietary infrastructure. You pick from templates that protect your brand.
90%+ open rates. Blue bubbles, not green. No carrier blocking. No filtered keywords. Say "cannabis" and "20% off" — because it's not SMS.
Trained on your menu, your hours, your brand. Responds to inquiries instantly. Qualifies leads. Books appointments. Works at 2am on Sunday.
Reorder reminders. Birthday specials. Win-back campaigns. New drop alerts. Customers return automatically without you lifting a finger.
Every lead. Every conversation. Every purchase. Searchable. Exportable. Yours forever. Not trapped in someone else's platform.
Not a shared line. Your dedicated iMessage number. Put it on your website, your Google listing, your business cards. It becomes your identity.
The Difference
Directories are landlords. BLOOM is equity.
Pricing
Customers you own forever.
Why This Matters
Your iMessage number. On your website. Your Google listing. Your receipts. Your business cards. Your menus. It becomes your identity.
Every lead. Every conversation. Every insight. Exportable. Searchable. Yours forever. Never trapped in someone else's system.
When you leave a directory, they keep your customers. When you leave BLOOM, you take everything with you. That's the difference.
Stop renting your customer relationships. Start building equity in your business.
Make It Bloom